memequeen1998:

maybe willow pape would get further in her career if she stopped stalking mine

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

what do u call a backstabbing grocer

traitor joe

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kawena-ula:

I feel like whoever came up with the word “menstruation” just smashed “mental” and “frustration” together and voila it fits.

scatteredly:

do you ever get so hungry that it feels like your stomach is caving in

(Source: scatteredly)

theairclub:

you:

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me:

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squldward:

crapaccino:

HAHA WOW I JUST WON A YEAR SUPPLY OF CALENDARS 

isnt that just one calendar 

burgrs:

DID YOU KNOW: WHEN U KNOCK ON SOMEONE’S BEDROOM DOOR UR NOT SUPPOSED TO OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT AFTER U KNOCK WHAT KIND OF WARNING IS THAT IF IM IN THE NUDE IM NOT GIONG TO BE ABLE TO PUT CLOTHES ON IN 0.2 SECONDS U PIECE OF SHIT WAIT UNTIL I SAY U CAN COME IN

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